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The fourth season of Mad TV, an American sketch comedy series, originally aired in the United States on the Fox Network between September 12, 1998, and May 22, 1999.

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{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}

{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}

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{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}

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Overland is an Australian literary and cultural magazine, established in 1954 and as of April 2020 published quarterly in print as well as online.

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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

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\"Little Jack Horner\" is a popular English nursery rhyme with the Roud Folk Song Index number 13027. First mentioned in the 18th century, it was early associated with acts of opportunism, particularly in politics. Moralists also rewrote and expanded the poem so as to counter its celebration of greediness. The name of Jack Horner also came to be applied to a completely different and older poem on a folkloric theme; and in the 19th century, it was claimed that the rhyme was originally composed in satirical reference to the dishonest actions of Thomas Horner in the Tudor period.

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{"fact":"Mountain lions are strong jumpers, thanks to muscular hind legs that are longer than their front legs.","length":102}

{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}

{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}

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