Lander Loockx is a Belgian cyclist, who currently rides for UCI ProTeam Unibet Tietema Rockets.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Alonnisos","displaytitle":"Alonnisos","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q647941","titles":{"canonical":"Alonnisos","normalized":"Alonnisos","display":"Alonnisos"},"pageid":1666518,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Alonissos2.JPG/330px-Alonissos2.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f4/Alonissos2.JPG","width":896,"height":672},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1270066576","tid":"f1345619-d507-11ef-b0f0-5a68402a8c5f","timestamp":"2025-01-17T19:19:16Z","description":"Municipality in Greece","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":39.15,"lon":23.83333333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonnisos","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonnisos?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonnisos?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alonnisos"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonnisos","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Alonnisos","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alonnisos?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alonnisos"}},"extract":"Alonnisos, also transliterated as Alonissos, is a Greek island in the Aegean Sea. After Skiathos and Skopelos it is the third member of the Northern Sporades. It is 3 km (2 mi) (2 nm) east of the island of Skopelos. Alonnisos is also the name of a village on the island, as well as the municipality that encompasses the island and the village.","extract_html":"
Alonnisos, also transliterated as Alonissos, is a Greek island in the Aegean Sea. After Skiathos and Skopelos it is the third member of the Northern Sporades. It is 3 km (2 mi) (2 nm) east of the island of Skopelos. Alonnisos is also the name of a village on the island, as well as the municipality that encompasses the island and the village.
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